Seriously Funny.....

A friend sent this to me and I laughed out loud. So instead of a mass email that no one reads, I am posting it here. i hope you like it as much as I did. I can totally see Bowen doing something like this. Read the entire thing!!!

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad' With his worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read this letter:

Dear Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. This is not only passion.....Dad....she's pregnant.

Stacy says that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the entire winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to teh fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for other necessities like ecstacy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better, she deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, i'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday i'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love Your Son John.

PS Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you, call me when it's safe to come home.